STARR FIREWORKS

"Prices are born here, and raised elsewhere!"- J. Starr

Happy 4th of July 

July 4th open to Midnight!

July 5th open 7am to Midnight

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INTERNET SPECIAL BLOWOUT

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Free Style Fighting

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Home of Water Cakes
Demonstration Video

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The Starr Fireworks baseball team paid a visit to our showroom last night. The boys were able to stay in one place just long enough to pose for this photo before they were let loose in the showroom to do some shopping with their parents. Congratulations for a successful season. 

 

TODAY'S INTERNET SPECIAL

MORE DEALS & COUPONS

TOP TEN 

REASONS STARR FIREWORKS IS BETTER THAN THE COMPETITION

10. WHAT THEY CALL FIREWORKS, THE POLICE CALL ARSON
9. THEIR STAFF ALLERGIC TO GUN POWDER, SULFUR & SCARED OF LOUD NOISES
8. THEIR CONFUSED STAFF SPENT ALL MORNING HIDING EASTER EGGS
7. THEIR NARCOLEPTIC PYROTECHNICIANS CAN'T STAY AWAKE PAST DUSK
6. THEY ARE CONSTANTLY MISPLACING FIRE EXTINGUISHERS
5. THEIR STORE MANAGER ON VACATION AND RETURNS ON THE 5TH
4. FUMES FROM FORKLIFTS MAKES THEIR WAREHOUSE STAFF WOOZY
3. BEST PART OF THEIR DISPLAY WAS WHEN BUG ZAPPER FELL INTO THE POOL
2. SHOW LASTS AN UNDERWHELMING 40 SECONDS (complaint from competition wives) 
1. BACK OF THEIR BUSINESS CARD LISTS SEVERAL PERSONAL INJURY ATTORNEYS

 

Contest & Giveaways!!

10908 38th Street, Horace N.D. 58047
(Horace / Wild Rice)

Call Us at 701-588-4020 

fax 701-588-4018

 

 

Introducing "Starr Treatment" 

John will personally work with you to help you develop a firework show that is sure to impress everyone! No order too small.

 

 



Gift Cards Available !!!

 

Video Corner / Audio Corner

Homer Simpson buys illegal fireworks

RMOG Mr. Fireworks Tent Inventor

Confetti Popper Video!

Firecracker Safety Song

RMOG Mr. not sure if his M-80 is still lit

 

   

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Brother, Cannon, Winda, Black Cat, Golden Bear & many more...

10908 38th Street, Horace N.D. 58047

Call Us at 701-588-4020 fax 701-588-4018

 

 

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