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STARR FIREWORKS

"Prices are born here, and raised elsewhere!"- J. Starr

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INTERNET SPECIAL BLOWOUT

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The Starr Fireworks baseball team paid a visit to our showroom last night. The boys were able to stay in one place just long enough to pose for this photo before they were let loose in the showroom to do some shopping with their parents. Congratulations for a successful season.

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TOP TEN
REASONS STARR FIREWORKS IS BETTER THAN THE COMPETITION

10. WHAT THEY CALL FIREWORKS, THE POLICE CALL ARSON
9. THEIR STAFF ALLERGIC TO GUN POWDER, SULFUR & SCARED OF LOUD NOISES
8. THEIR CONFUSED STAFF SPENT ALL MORNING HIDING EASTER EGGS
7. THEIR NARCOLEPTIC PYROTECHNICIANS CAN'T STAY AWAKE PAST DUSK
6. THEY ARE CONSTANTLY MISPLACING FIRE EXTINGUISHERS
5. THEIR STORE MANAGER ON VACATION AND RETURNS ON THE 5TH
4. FUMES FROM FORKLIFTS MAKES THEIR WAREHOUSE STAFF WOOZY
3. BEST PART OF THEIR DISPLAY WAS WHEN BUG ZAPPER FELL INTO THE POOL
2. SHOW LASTS AN UNDERWHELMING 40 SECONDS (complaint from competition wives)
1. BACK OF THEIR BUSINESS CARD LISTS SEVERAL PERSONAL INJURY ATTORNEYS